The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26535. | Andrew (poor_hobo) | 67.57 | 95.5% | 2024-09-29 |
| 26536. | ok (banadagril) | 67.57 | 97.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 26537. | Chris (myayavi) | 67.57 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 26538. | Petz (pdhs) | 67.57 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
| 26539. | Trent (priyank45) | 67.57 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 26540. | Lee (dona3315) | 67.57 | 93% | 2012-04-01 |
| 26541. | Georgi (gbit) | 67.56 | 96% | 2025-04-07 |
| 26542. | Listen To Jesus (revive_emo) | 67.56 | 95% | 2024-07-21 |
| 26543. | shea (sheaby) | 67.56 | 96% | 2024-05-08 |
| 26544. | samw05 (samw05) | 67.56 | 97.1% | 2025-02-27 |
| 26545. | Khalles (ajoop) | 67.56 | 96% | 2024-07-17 |
| 26546. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 67.56 | 97.2% | 2024-02-16 |
| 26547. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 67.56 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
| 26548. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 67.56 | 93% | 2012-04-13 |
| 26549. | Neeraj (neerajnkk) | 67.56 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
| 26550. | DonDon (don918) | 67.56 | 96% | 2014-02-05 |
| 26551. | properform (properform27) | 67.55 | 95% | 2024-07-26 |
| 26552. | Tyler Anderson (15anderty) | 67.55 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 26553. | wallofeyes_ (mrnusk23) | 67.55 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 26554. | Asmuss (asmuss) | 67.55 | 96% | 2023-11-23 |
| 26555. | Eva (niejingtan) | 67.55 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 26556. | Son (vernice) | 67.55 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 26557. | rhenyx (rhenyx) | 67.55 | 95% | 2013-12-08 |
| 26558. | tstats[durin237] (durin237) | 67.54 | 98% | 2024-02-16 |
| 26559. | Muugii (m_orgilmn) | 67.54 | 95.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 26560. | Broke (ftybroke) | 67.54 | 95% | 2025-03-24 |
| 26561. | Enosh (watahec) | 67.54 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 26562. | Terraq (terraq) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-12-22 |
| 26563. | Evelyn (earthie17) | 67.54 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 26564. | tam (tamraincoat) | 67.54 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |