As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20131. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 61.24 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 20132. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 61.23 | 94% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20133. | Saer (saer) | 61.23 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 20134. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 61.23 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 20135. | Yohan (yohantyping) | 61.23 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 20136. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 61.23 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 20137. | Isaaq (donkeymenpeople) | 61.22 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 20138. | Mayflies (bityjimy) | 61.22 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 20139. | Adam (adamt_543) | 61.22 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 20140. | Pouya (pouyal) | 61.21 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 20141. | Mwahaha (realkitkat) | 61.21 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 20142. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 61.21 | 91% | 2016-09-03 |
| 20143. | Nathanael (audacioussuman) | 61.21 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20144. | Mac (327type) | 61.21 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20145. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 61.20 | 89% | 2015-07-30 |
| 20146. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 61.20 | 93% | 2015-11-02 |
| 20147. | null (nullcarter) | 61.19 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 20148. | Properal (properal) | 61.19 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 20149. | Erin (playfulparenting) | 61.19 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 20150. | Mohammad (mhmmdkholani) | 61.19 | 96.9% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20151. | ishuka (ishuka) | 61.19 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
| 20152. | Homer (aerowang) | 61.19 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 20153. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 61.19 | 92% | 2017-05-25 |
| 20154. | Sasha (moongue) | 61.18 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 20155. | Connor (nellak) | 61.18 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 20156. | basel (ixbiss) | 61.17 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 20157. | border (border_b) | 61.16 | 95% | 2019-04-05 |
| 20158. | Godfrey (mugambi) | 61.16 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 20159. | BeansWithCheese (beanswithc... | 61.16 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 20160. | Mustlyn (mustlyn) | 61.15 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |