The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12449. | Robert (jstlink) | 84.20 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12450. | CJ Tags (tag_tria04) | 84.19 | 96% | 2024-09-10 |
| 12451. | miniuzziz (miniuzziz) | 84.19 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 12452. | pls (pls_) | 84.19 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 12453. | Billy (chipsdown) | 84.19 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 12454. | James (jepk67) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 12455. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2024-09-02 |
| 12456. | Ty (stealthracer) | 84.18 | 97% | 2024-02-28 |
| 12457. | Parker (pigsticks) | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12458. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 84.18 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 12459. | taha (tahashemy) | 84.18 | 98.3% | 2024-11-16 |
| 12460. | joanne (toiletchan) | 84.18 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 12461. | Chris (zheyu) | 84.18 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 12462. | Jonas (outofdeltav) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12463. | Sean (sat75) | 84.18 | 94% | 2014-03-24 |
| 12464. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 84.18 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 12465. | sergei (mngr777) | 84.17 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 12466. | Lars (aaberg) | 84.17 | 97.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 12467. | kekw (propann) | 84.17 | 95.7% | 2024-07-06 |
| 12468. | Khai (superoiishi) | 84.17 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 12469. | Ben (dr00yd) | 84.17 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12470. | laezza (inimitabile) | 84.17 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12471. | Ryan (ryanhudson) | 84.17 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| 12472. | lbn99 (lbn99) | 84.16 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 12473. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 84.16 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 12474. | maufry (maufry) | 84.16 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 12475. | Calin (colinx05) | 84.16 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 12476. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 84.16 | 94% | 2015-11-24 |
| 12477. | Stacey (spacey333) | 84.16 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 12478. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 84.15 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |