See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9101. | Tecuceanu (the_mf_tortoise) | 84.89 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 9102. | Jayden (jclee123) | 84.89 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 9103. | Hi (jxjx) | 84.89 | 97.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9104. | sam (samhaa) | 84.89 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9105. | Zakk (zakkcp) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 9106. | Ako ay (walangpera) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 9107. | . (prieved1) | 84.87 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9108. | kickey (kickey) | 84.87 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9109. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 84.87 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9110. | chaz (boncheesy24) | 84.86 | 98.4% | 2024-05-13 |
| 9111. | kasra (kasraclan) | 84.86 | 100% | 2025-06-18 |
| 9112. | Mathew (dna44) | 84.86 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9113. | ruth116 (sezzag) | 84.85 | 99.2% | 2023-11-08 |
| 9114. | Steve (stevie169) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9115. | Brock Pinkman (brock_pinkman) | 84.85 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9116. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 84.85 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9117. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 84.84 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 9118. | Sanic (prolly90wpm) | 84.84 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9119. | Jackery (hamshank) | 84.84 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
| 9120. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 84.83 | 96.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 9121. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 84.83 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 9122. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 84.83 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9123. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 84.82 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 9124. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 84.82 | 96.6% | 2023-10-27 |
| 9125. | neyo (neyoka) | 84.82 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9126. | 1337 (samseks) | 84.82 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9127. | Chase (mariokart1) | 84.82 | 100% | 2019-08-23 |
| 9128. | Abigail Garcia (abbeystarlite) | 84.81 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 9129. | Nick (type2winit) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 9130. | Vaultster (thevaultseeker) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |