Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18264. | Stefan (cigol) | 71.59 | 99% | 2014-11-02 |
| 18265. | Akazukin (akazukin_cheche) | 71.59 | 97% | 2012-12-09 |
| 18266. | fat bunny (littlemanbigboy) | 71.58 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 18267. | John (jkirollos) | 71.58 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 18268. | AranKz (arankz) | 71.58 | 94% | 2022-03-20 |
| 18269. | Mary (wpj7321) | 71.58 | 97% | 2014-08-20 |
| 18270. | Mario (babbarey) | 71.58 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 18271. | Ethan (etstein) | 71.57 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| 18272. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 71.57 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 18273. | handpain (handpain) | 71.57 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 18274. | moyu (teledodol) | 71.57 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 18275. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 71.57 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 18276. | jack (cherami) | 71.56 | 88% | 2014-07-02 |
| 18277. | Atichon (ultraballminorz) | 71.56 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 18278. | Marlon (genedy21) | 71.56 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 18279. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 71.56 | 99% | 2018-10-05 |
| 18280. | Malissa (malissa07) | 71.55 | 90% | 2011-09-08 |
| 18281. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 71.55 | 95.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 18282. | Progus (progus) | 71.55 | 94% | 2014-10-22 |
| 18283. | orange (chair549) | 71.55 | 95% | 2018-08-21 |
| 18284. | Jay (hellhunter) | 71.54 | 86% | 2016-09-16 |
| 18285. | Kickass (vivekvikysharma) | 71.54 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 18286. | Mark (triplequestionmark) | 71.54 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 18287. | Gnomeツ (raging_gnome) | 71.54 | 95% | 2016-03-16 |
| 18288. | Solo (iwannagofastmommy) | 71.54 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 18289. | James (pd_snipe) | 71.54 | 93% | 2013-04-27 |
| 18290. | Paul (pwall149) | 71.54 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 18291. | Steve (stevec42) | 71.53 | 89% | 2012-10-16 |
| 18292. | Alek (aszarans) | 71.53 | 91% | 2016-06-08 |
| 18293. | Jake (avytrius) | 71.53 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |