So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15537. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 75.65 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 15538. | Asif (orthocresol) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15539. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 75.65 | 89% | 2014-02-28 |
| 15540. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 75.65 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 15541. | Marijn (embrose) | 75.64 | 92% | 2015-05-01 |
| 15542. | devr (devr) | 75.64 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 15543. | Bert (concentrationchamp) | 75.64 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 15544. | Adam (bsplit) | 75.64 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 15545. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 75.64 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15546. | Alex (60isntbad) | 75.64 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 15547. | Vy (vreyma) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 15548. | gunnneddown (chotai) | 75.63 | 93% | 2012-09-22 |
| 15549. | Icanttypeproperly (icanttyp... | 75.63 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 15550. | Doozer (john00197) | 75.63 | 97% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15551. | Arrival (arrivaldwis) | 75.63 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 15552. | John (feanan) | 75.63 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 15553. | cty28137 (cty28137) | 75.62 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 15554. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 75.62 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 15555. | Adnan (adnanzami) | 75.62 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15556. | Progus (progus) | 75.62 | 97% | 2014-11-29 |
| 15557. | Stephen (kise) | 75.62 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 15558. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 75.62 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 15559. | Alex (alexowned) | 75.62 | 90% | 2014-03-27 |
| 15560. | Meta (metahead) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 15561. | Randy (kifulgore) | 75.62 | 92% | 2012-06-25 |
| 15562. | Burt (burtjoneson) | 75.62 | 90% | 2013-05-06 |
| 15563. | Deez (fusobotic) | 75.61 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15564. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 75.61 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 15565. | Jon (yon67) | 75.61 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15566. | Cody (codygman) | 75.61 | 95% | 2014-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |