Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5889. | Goofy (d1amondb0t) | 94.77 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| 5890. | excaliburrito (excaliburrito) | 94.76 | 98% | 2025-09-27 |
| 5891. | robbie (aceninja17) | 94.76 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5892. | James (jmiddleton) | 94.75 | 96.6% | 2023-12-22 |
| 5893. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 94.75 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5894. | Keegan (keetothegan) | 94.74 | 96.4% | 2024-09-03 |
| 5895. | Amir (amiraz) | 94.74 | 98.7% | 2025-01-21 |
| 5896. | Evan (kaminsk13) | 94.74 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5897. | Key (malformant) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 5898. | Erin (erinl616) | 94.73 | 98% | 2024-08-29 |
| 5899. | William (deviousdd) | 94.73 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5900. | Zach (zachswan1) | 94.73 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5901. | Khanh (deny198) | 94.72 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 5902. | John (craftinpark) | 94.72 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 5903. | Derek (dbraun99) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5904. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5905. | U (ugoracer) | 94.70 | 97.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5906. | John McCarthy (providerone) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5907. | Umer (programmer_1) | 94.70 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5908. | Dark (dark_byte) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 5909. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 94.70 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5910. | aless (nekogaru) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5911. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 94.69 | 96.2% | 2023-07-06 |
| 5912. | aj700 (aj700) | 94.69 | 98.1% | 2024-08-12 |
| 5913. | Arek (agabrys) | 94.69 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5914. | Le (aryxz) | 94.69 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5915. | poopy (poopybutt12345) | 94.69 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 5916. | Tom (combsto) | 94.69 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5917. | bob (xzlool) | 94.68 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5918. | Joshua (fehho) | 94.67 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |