I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9349. | Nigel (urusei_jebal) | 87.99 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9350. | Griffin (girfster) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9351. | francis (idominate123) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9352. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 87.98 | 98.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9353. | JongYoon (jongq) | 87.98 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9354. | mickey (c2sulli) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9355. | mia (miabobiabanana) | 87.97 | 98% | 2025-12-15 |
| 9356. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 87.97 | 98.3% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9357. | Rhodium (rhodium) | 87.97 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9358. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 9359. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 9360. | byron (bozzarf) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9361. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 9362. | yixuan (ixuan) | 87.95 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 9363. | tstats[boedi] (boedi) | 87.94 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 9364. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 87.94 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9365. | bacaala (bacaala) | 87.93 | 95.5% | 2024-04-22 |
| 9366. | Umer (programmer_1) | 87.93 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9367. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 87.93 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 9368. | idk man (ithatme) | 87.92 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9369. | Elias (eddyede) | 87.92 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9370. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 87.92 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 9371. | Adrian (adrianleeeeeee) | 87.92 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9372. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 87.92 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 9373. | shanranran (shanranran) | 87.92 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9374. | Mister (misterkeyz) | 87.92 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9375. | Blade (kingsblade) | 87.92 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 9376. | Ryan (thief60) | 87.92 | 100% | 2018-10-18 |
| 9377. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 87.91 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9378. | roodley (roodley) | 87.91 | 90% | 2017-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |