You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2257. | Chicken (chickenpowerftw) | 64.85 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2258. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 64.82 | 95% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2259. | Diego (diego190401) | 64.82 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2260. | (mymymy141) | 64.72 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 2261. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 64.62 | 94% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2262. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 64.60 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 2263. | adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) | 64.55 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2264. | Roi (roimanor) | 64.52 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2265. | iwias (iwias) | 64.38 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2266. | Minga (mingainfires) | 64.38 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2267. | Mike (madmike95) | 64.23 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2268. | Chris (chriscole21) | 64.15 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2269. | Stephen (steezyst3ve) | 64.15 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 2270. | pablo (pablocordova) | 64.10 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2271. | Dabber (xzy331) | 64.10 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2272. | Justin (trixbaby97) | 64.09 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2273. | Progility (progility) | 64.02 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2274. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 64.01 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2275. | Arika (nhatphu1001) | 63.95 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 2276. | DomeBoy (domeboy) | 63.95 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 2277. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 63.90 | 93% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2278. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 63.90 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 2279. | Hobie (crusty_fish_stool) | 63.87 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2280. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 63.83 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 2281. | ⠀ (m7rs) | 63.78 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2282. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 63.76 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2283. | Jiwoo (jiwoojk) | 63.75 | 94% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2284. | Jakub (dareon) | 63.74 | 95% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2285. | Jaden (jadenzhou) | 63.73 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2286. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 63.68 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |