Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2737. | Bruno (tresco) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2738. | Carlos (meditating) | 78.33 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 2739. | Raymond (raymonds) | 78.31 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2740. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 78.29 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 2741. | Egi (dr12) | 78.28 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2742. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 78.28 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2743. | Mike (soule3ter) | 78.28 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2744. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 78.27 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2745. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.26 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2746. | chunky (wbcracer) | 78.26 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2747. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.26 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2748. | Keanu (thesinistershadow) | 78.25 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2749. | MKX (mku1tra) | 78.22 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 2750. | ??? (teslacia) | 78.21 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2751. | jake (000000000007) | 78.20 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2752. | Hong Wei (diabianppp) | 78.20 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2753. | Josef (problemkidd) | 78.19 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 2754. | Zheng (yeet1cus) | 78.16 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2755. | Kougrafighter (kougrafighter) | 78.15 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2756. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 78.15 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2757. | Angel (angelvalentin80) | 78.13 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2758. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2759. | Jordan (saberj13) | 78.11 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2760. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 78.10 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 2761. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 78.10 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2762. | n (vituperative1) | 78.10 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2763. | Ibrahim (arandomwayhome) | 78.09 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2764. | Will (wleeanglin) | 78.08 | 95% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2765. | Brody (loser_) | 78.05 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| 2766. | ed72 (ed72) | 78.04 | 100% | 2019-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |