I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16092. | HowToTypin9 (supergodnes) | 70.22 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 16093. | CM (ryscue) | 70.22 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 16094. | Abdo Souls (abdosouls) | 70.21 | 95.6% | 2024-05-18 |
| 16095. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 70.21 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 16096. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 70.21 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 16097. | Joakim (draghman) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 16098. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 70.20 | 96.2% | 2025-05-15 |
| 16099. | Jayson (jay_dud) | 70.20 | 95% | 2025-01-31 |
| 16100. | Speed is relative (hvan1998) | 70.20 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 16101. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 70.20 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 16102. | indian_lad365 (indian_lad365) | 70.19 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 16103. | above (abovebbbminus) | 70.19 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 16104. | Blocky (blockyblender) | 70.19 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 16105. | Garfo (lordjonh) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16106. | Cessa (cessactdm) | 70.19 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 16107. | Anonymous (rewardinggrin) | 70.19 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16108. | Aditya (aditya_2703) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 16109. | sika (sikathenub) | 70.18 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 16110. | Prithviraj (prithvi_1998) | 70.18 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 16111. | RSCArne (rscarne) | 70.18 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 16112. | Derek (derekbrock) | 70.18 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 16113. | TheBissin (thebissin) | 70.18 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 16114. | Very Slow (sunzehrandy) | 70.17 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 16115. | Nathan (nathansearle) | 70.17 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 16116. | Akira (mekaseru) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 16117. | megghraj (thegame365) | 70.17 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16118. | George (tormanovi) | 70.17 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 16119. | awalvie (awalvie) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 16120. | eric (ericl813) | 70.17 | 98% | 2017-04-01 |
| 16121. | Dan (dannydude321) | 70.16 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |