The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1386. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 69.05 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 1387. | Bebedingding (bebedingding) | 69.05 | 100% | 2022-11-27 |
| 1388. | Vinh (ninjapro) | 69.04 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 1389. | Wolfe (bygn99) | 69.03 | 95% | 2015-08-14 |
| 1390. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 69.03 | 98% | 2012-01-17 |
| 1391. | Raygar (raygarswank) | 69.02 | 16% | 2017-04-04 |
| 1392. | LR (lenko) | 69.01 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 1393. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 69.01 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1394. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 68.99 | 91% | 2016-05-08 |
| 1395. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 68.99 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 1396. | Andrew (iorein) | 68.99 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 1397. | Irfan (ifubablan) | 68.99 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
| 1398. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 68.98 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
| 1399. | (4lsi3w544lwi4lk) | 68.98 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1400. | Bonzai (bonnierunner21) | 68.98 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1401. | Heather (hla24) | 68.97 | 90% | 2014-03-31 |
| 1402. | Parminder (prince7079) | 68.96 | 95% | 2011-07-15 |
| 1403. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 68.96 | 93% | 2013-01-03 |
| 1404. | Provide (provides) | 68.93 | 93% | 2012-05-15 |
| 1405. | Abel (sower7) | 68.92 | 93% | 2014-10-02 |
| 1406. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 68.91 | 93% | 2015-08-23 |
| 1407. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 68.91 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 1408. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 68.91 | 94% | 2011-09-05 |
| 1409. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 68.88 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 1410. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 68.87 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 1411. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 68.87 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 1412. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 68.84 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1413. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1414. | Ridhuan (ridhuanmnor) | 68.80 | 95% | 2014-09-27 |
| 1415. | Samz (sam261) | 68.80 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |