Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1362. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 87.93 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1363. | JarJut (ahmadfajrulfalah) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1364. | Tyler (luffymonk3y) | 87.90 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1365. | sara (girl79403) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1366. | andy (yourmumgey) | 87.89 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1367. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.89 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1368. | Caro (caro17) | 87.88 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1369. | Lox (loxify) | 87.85 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1370. | person (person625) | 87.85 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1371. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 87.83 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1372. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 87.80 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1373. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 87.78 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1374. | Defmoans (torrence) | 87.75 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1375. | Mister (shiriou) | 87.72 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1376. | Sergey (snich) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1377. | Noob (touchhyper) | 87.71 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1378. | Ronald (primarch) | 87.69 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1379. | skeleton (skeleton0) | 87.68 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 1380. | Xedra (xedra) | 87.68 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1381. | ben (liubenjamin) | 87.66 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1382. | Timothy (timply) | 87.66 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1383. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 87.66 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1384. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 87.66 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1385. | Nic (scylla1) | 87.65 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1386. | M♭ (museican) | 87.62 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1387. | Big (pookpok) | 87.62 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1388. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1389. | Nozden (europeanleader) | 87.60 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1390. | Derrick (mamba98) | 87.60 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1391. | XrXr (xrxr) | 87.59 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |