The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15262. | NYOMBIR (nyombironald) | 32.09 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 15263. | Lakos (vanlakos) | 32.08 | 88% | 2012-11-22 |
| 15264. | David (kafka) | 32.08 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 15265. | Masudur (masud131) | 32.07 | 92.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 15266. | Da-Noob (da_noob1) | 32.07 | 93% | 2020-12-08 |
| 15267. | somethhing_324 (somethhing_... | 32.04 | 94% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15268. | RageRaptor (rageraptor) | 32.04 | 92% | 2021-10-11 |
| 15269. | JD (ahiajd) | 32.04 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15270. | Rabbani Islam (cloud__) | 32.04 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 15271. | Vanessa (cuddlesx3) | 32.03 | 81% | 2012-12-15 |
| 15272. | Rhea Mae S. Barasan (rheama... | 32.01 | 97% | 2023-10-28 |
| 15273. | Tuya (battuya) | 32.01 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 15274. | chok (choks111) | 32.00 | 93.5% | 2023-08-24 |
| 15275. | avocadoLover (avocado_lover) | 32.00 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15276. | Shishir (shishirahmed790) | 31.99 | 93.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15277. | Namratha (namsangel) | 31.99 | 91% | 2019-07-12 |
| 15278. | Prem (premkumar12) | 31.97 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 15279. | Hussein (fastestpersoniknow) | 31.97 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15280. | Teedy (teedy_tech) | 31.95 | 94% | 2022-08-15 |
| 15281. | vision (visionpoke203) | 31.95 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 15282. | Roshan (roshan270) | 31.95 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| 15283. | XoEkOnG (xoekong) | 31.93 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 15284. | Mel (nashma) | 31.93 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 15285. | Marry Ann (eyan) | 31.93 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 15286. | Kent (kfreezen) | 31.92 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 15287. | Gaser (srbgaser) | 31.91 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15288. | eyad (eyadd) | 31.90 | 92% | 2021-03-18 |
| 15289. | amirul (muhamirulfataa) | 31.89 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 15290. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 31.89 | 95% | 2018-02-15 |
| 15291. | Shawn (turtlelvr321) | 31.88 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |