So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35994. | Mcmihar (mcmihar) | 34.52 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 35995. | Mohit (mohit311) | 34.51 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
| 35996. | Rogelio (sirgie25) | 34.51 | 94% | 2022-09-22 |
| 35997. | Kat (kattyper) | 34.48 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
| 35998. | Josh (krodnc38) | 34.45 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
| 35999. | in (uaqlover) | 34.45 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 36000. | mehmet (mehmetozen01) | 34.44 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 36001. | Pawarit (supsr) | 34.43 | 85% | 2015-10-27 |
| 36002. | uuuuuuuuuuuuuu (invisiblepi... | 34.37 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
| 36003. | Shristi (shristi_gupta) | 34.33 | 95% | 2022-03-02 |
| 36004. | Ian (zento_x) | 34.33 | 93% | 2021-01-27 |
| 36005. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 34.31 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 36006. | Nathalie (ann6786ortiz@yaho... | 34.28 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 36007. | supolchai (supolchai) | 34.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 36008. | Yulany (yulany7) | 34.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
| 36009. | MARTHA (alabami) | 34.19 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 36010. | Prem (premkumar12) | 34.17 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 36011. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 34.15 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 36012. | riefqi (riefqid) | 34.10 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 36013. | girija (girija) | 34.05 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| 36014. | Rocker (linming) | 34.04 | 93% | 2023-08-03 |
| 36015. | yoink (thehomie5647) | 34.01 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
| 36016. | Alin (an0n1m) | 33.93 | 82% | 2015-11-09 |
| 36017. | Marzuq (itsmarzuq) | 33.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 36018. | nnnile (nnnile) | 33.92 | 86% | 2015-05-11 |
| 36019. | Alex (alexx) | 33.85 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 36020. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 33.82 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 36021. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 33.81 | 84% | 2015-08-11 |
| 36022. | bruh (xxdffafasf) | 33.80 | 90.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 36023. | keeshia (keeshia) | 33.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |