I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2334. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 119.64 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 2335. | Beast (zflexkevin) | 119.63 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 2336. | kyro (sheeshdaniel) | 119.62 | 99% | 2025-04-03 |
| 2337. | coupe (coupee) | 119.62 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2338. | Malakas (medjbobo) | 119.62 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
| 2339. | rich (dizturb3dtqs) | 119.62 | 95% | 2017-02-24 |
| 2340. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 119.61 | 99.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 2341. | 🤓 (bentcornwell) | 119.61 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2342. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 119.59 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 2343. | Alexander (greenocelot26_dv... | 119.59 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 2344. | Josh (soarfn) | 119.57 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2345. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 119.56 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 2346. | Fesh (feshua) | 119.55 | 98.9% | 2024-09-03 |
| 2347. | jpd236 (jpd236) | 119.54 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2348. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 119.53 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2349. | Combo (combospag) | 119.52 | 98.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 2350. | Ian (predators3423) | 119.51 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2351. | Tien (thetientran) | 119.49 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 2352. | Pavana (lastflowers) | 119.48 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2353. | skizzlenoxu (skizzlenoxu) | 119.47 | 97.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2354. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 119.47 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 2355. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 119.46 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2356. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 119.44 | 98.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2357. | Aren (tl8xv) | 119.44 | 100% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2358. | GeneralPinkie (generalpinkie) | 119.44 | 99% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2359. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 119.43 | 98.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2360. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 119.43 | 97.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2361. | Qwertie (zackeroo) | 119.42 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2362. | David (davidjohnston20) | 119.42 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2363. | Zor (zorion) | 119.42 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |