I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2628. | - (waynelin14) | 111.10 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
| 2629. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 111.09 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 2630. | Gus (lookitup) | 111.08 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2631. | a (3lim64) | 111.06 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| 2632. | CJ (cjsucks) | 111.06 | 97.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2633. | Tama (intyper) | 111.06 | 99% | 2016-06-30 |
| 2634. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 111.05 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2635. | Dean (voidforce) | 111.04 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2636. | Benny (typervain) | 111.03 | 99% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2637. | jazon (jazonandes) | 111.03 | 95.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 2638. | noi (pouffles) | 111.03 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
| 2639. | Rami (rsadek23) | 111.01 | 98.5% | 2025-03-06 |
| 2640. | North (northwind) | 111.01 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| 2641. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 111.00 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 2642. | Nigel Yul (nigelyul) | 110.99 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2643. | Oliver (oliverbern123) | 110.99 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2644. | Siavas (siavas) | 110.98 | 93% | 2016-02-05 |
| 2645. | yayleona (yayleona) | 110.98 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2646. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 110.98 | 99% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2647. | Ian (predators3423) | 110.98 | 97.6% | 2024-01-09 |
| 2648. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 110.98 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 2649. | Woo (wookr) | 110.97 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 2650. | C (203995014) | 110.97 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
| 2651. | Phish (phishstickingtonz) | 110.96 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2652. | Petteri (irozima) | 110.96 | 99% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2653. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 110.96 | 97% | 2015-07-31 |
| 2654. | free palestine (pringlecan) | 110.95 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2655. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 110.95 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
| 2656. | chlbo (chlbo) | 110.94 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2657. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 110.94 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |