I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17296. | peterson (effectedbear730) | 70.75 | 96.5% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17297. | Tim (phrozact) | 70.75 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 17298. | Popoy (1702174) | 70.74 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 17299. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 70.74 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17300. | boiax (boiax) | 70.74 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17301. | Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... | 70.74 | 94% | 2019-04-23 |
| 17302. | Perogy (theperogy) | 70.74 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 17303. | Romeo (romeomike) | 70.74 | 94% | 2017-08-18 |
| 17304. | Colemak (etatauri) | 70.74 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 17305. | pege (pege) | 70.73 | 96% | 2019-06-15 |
| 17306. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 70.72 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 17307. | Aisha (aishanick) | 70.72 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17308. | ktp (ktp2222) | 70.72 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17309. | Ben (baboo_) | 70.72 | 99% | 2022-02-07 |
| 17310. | Soham (shadeoxide) | 70.72 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17311. | Bailey (berk) | 70.72 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 17312. | Keagan (ngerks) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17313. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 70.71 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 17314. | Jackson (jacksonet00) | 70.71 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 17315. | Babatunde (ikosama) | 70.71 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 17316. | Michael (lastobelus) | 70.71 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 17317. | David (davidpo) | 70.71 | 93.7% | 2024-10-24 |
| 17318. | StompeR (synerged) | 70.71 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17319. | Papa (papaosmurf) | 70.71 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 17320. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 70.71 | 83% | 2017-05-23 |
| 17321. | Danny (dantheman1306) | 70.70 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 17322. | slotler (slotler) | 70.70 | 94.7% | 2024-05-22 |
| 17323. | Zephyroth (v3rg1l) | 70.70 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 17324. | Ivan (1v4n) | 70.69 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 17325. | Frog (sargentfrog16) | 70.69 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |