As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7949. | fatality (anurag9911) | 88.90 | 98.2% | 2025-04-07 |
| 7950. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7951. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 88.90 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7952. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 88.90 | 98.6% | 2023-11-11 |
| 7953. | callum (changetowumbo) | 88.90 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 7954. | Chase (xzenergy) | 88.90 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 7955. | Julia (julezreid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 7956. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 7957. | yoshi (yoshifukui) | 88.88 | 97.8% | 2025-04-02 |
| 7958. | tryingtoimprove (nepalikto) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
| 7959. | Sam (qroshi) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2024-01-13 |
| 7960. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 88.88 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7961. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 88.88 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 7962. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 88.88 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 7963. | Felipe (aresius) | 88.88 | 100% | 2019-03-17 |
| 7964. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 88.88 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7965. | James (ryyuu) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 7966. | Jared (varmitz1) | 88.86 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 7967. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 88.86 | 98.2% | 2024-11-26 |
| 7968. | profrog (profrog) | 88.86 | 98% | 2016-01-29 |
| 7969. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 88.86 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 7970. | Colin (blank9167) | 88.85 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 7971. | Paul (bruh1241) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 7972. | Owen (123ojb) | 88.85 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 7973. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 88.85 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 7974. | wadezkii (wadezkii) | 88.85 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 7975. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 88.85 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 7976. | alicks (avelexious) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 7977. | matt (that_one_guy178) | 88.84 | 97% | 2024-01-10 |
| 7978. | sidd (siddvader) | 88.84 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |