So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22302. | Brennan (brenn52) | 64.90 | 95% | 2013-09-25 |
| 22303. | bzhlk (bzhlk) | 64.90 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 22304. | hai (nothing101) | 64.90 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
| 22305. | Meriial (meriial) | 64.90 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 22306. | Jane (chancel) | 64.90 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 22307. | Harvey (harveyives) | 64.89 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 22308. | Umut Arda (coldaryy) | 64.89 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 22309. | ibzmav (ibzmav) | 64.89 | 97.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 22310. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 64.89 | 86% | 2016-03-30 |
| 22311. | | (canvaslol) | 64.89 | 93% | 2021-12-29 |
| 22312. | Ludvig (krang) | 64.89 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 22313. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 64.89 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 22314. | Shuozhe (nnet) | 64.89 | 98% | 2012-05-03 |
| 22315. | luxtr (luxtr) | 64.89 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 22316. | Mr (luna1001) | 64.89 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 22317. | Luke (skulluk) | 64.89 | 85% | 2016-10-31 |
| 22318. | Edos (voorheeseidos) | 64.88 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
| 22319. | Lunatic (arthariaz) | 64.88 | 94.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22320. | JanAx (optimus1993) | 64.88 | 93% | 2016-06-29 |
| 22321. | Gagan Deep (slim0123) | 64.88 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
| 22322. | Pradip (pradip) | 64.88 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 22323. | JiaXing (hueng_jia_xing) | 64.88 | 96% | 2014-06-17 |
| 22324. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 64.88 | 94% | 2012-11-10 |
| 22325. | Vape (cambo234) | 64.87 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 22326. | Kagetsuchi SSR (mitztaze21) | 64.87 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 22327. | Colin (cmothersead) | 64.87 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 22328. | asdad (blabla) | 64.87 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 22329. | DrM007 (drm007) | 64.87 | 97% | 2016-01-08 |
| 22330. | Zachary (zack1220) | 64.87 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
| 22331. | Abhishek (n314159) | 64.87 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |