I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17873. | Pascal (defenz0r) | 68.92 | 92% | 2016-12-26 |
| 17874. | Zaki (zakig) | 68.92 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 17875. | jed (jedhurricane) | 68.92 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 17876. | Vikas (a4atom) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 17877. | Julle (aikarauta) | 68.91 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 17878. | Death (dillisdecker) | 68.91 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17879. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 68.91 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 17880. | Oliver (olxter) | 68.91 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 17881. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 68.91 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 17882. | Saleh (moon4000) | 68.90 | 96% | 2025-03-16 |
| 17883. | P. Francis (netherveil) | 68.90 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 17884. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 68.90 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 17885. | Ville (villenogger) | 68.90 | 95% | 2017-10-19 |
| 17886. | Negro (friedchickenwatermelon) | 68.90 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
| 17887. | Nate (leclownfou) | 68.90 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 17888. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 68.90 | 90% | 2016-04-30 |
| 17889. | petey (pr69) | 68.89 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 17890. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17891. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 68.89 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17892. | meep (meep1003) | 68.89 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 17893. | darkghost (darkghostnj) | 68.89 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 17894. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 68.88 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 17895. | L (lpuczynski) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 17896. | gary (backjisceglia) | 68.88 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17897. | Sarah (shetzah) | 68.88 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 17898. | Danny (buttonbasher) | 68.88 | 90% | 2015-12-30 |
| 17899. | Samuel (sammm274) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 17900. | Ajay (ajaysub110) | 68.87 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 17901. | Jerwin (giopong) | 68.86 | 90% | 2016-10-21 |
| 17902. | Paul (theslim) | 68.86 | 99% | 2015-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |