Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1870. | James (vvjames) | 81.98 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1871. | Ryder (highryder18) | 81.97 | 94% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1872. | Sebastian (thesweetz) | 81.97 | 93% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1873. | Evan (evanatious) | 81.97 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1874. | Hasan (notelex) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1875. | u suck (unholydemonlord) | 81.96 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1876. | MOLE (molemole) | 81.95 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 1877. | Brok3nPix3l (brok3npix3l) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1878. | JV (maxmalakas) | 81.95 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1879. | Kartswag (swagkid) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1880. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 81.92 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1881. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.91 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1882. | Dan (danmarculet) | 81.89 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1883. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 81.88 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 1884. | Bobby (senseibets) | 81.87 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1885. | Tiffany (tuffunny) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1886. | me_irl (powderer) | 81.85 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1887. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.84 | 94% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1888. | Sam (sam313) | 81.82 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1889. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 81.82 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1890. | Random (tankirules) | 81.79 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1891. | Typer (fastfire) | 81.78 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1892. | bit lee (akazed) | 81.77 | 95% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1893. | Lyric (lyric39) | 81.77 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1894. | David (spurgeon) | 81.76 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1895. | Eero (e007) | 81.76 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 1896. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 81.76 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1897. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 81.76 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1898. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 81.75 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1899. | Itay (itay_sherman) | 81.74 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |