I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3707. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 111.61 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 3708. | nq (mmmm) | 111.60 | 97% | 2025-05-14 |
| 3709. | gab (gab_) | 111.60 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 3710. | w (wonton2) | 111.59 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3711. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 111.57 | 100% | 2025-01-11 |
| 3712. | Mike (mathandsurf) | 111.57 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 3713. | Vurt (vurt) | 111.56 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 3714. | Chocolatemug (chcolatemug) | 111.55 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 3715. | Aaron (umbacano) | 111.55 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3716. | つべ (tube_jp) | 111.55 | 97.6% | 2024-01-29 |
| 3717. | =^( (valored) | 111.55 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3718. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 111.54 | 98.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 3719. | Bananko (bananko) | 111.54 | 100% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3720. | Joey (jwanderlust) | 111.53 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 3721. | Felix (promeneraren) | 111.51 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 3722. | Rob (rstefanic) | 111.51 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3723. | Phohou (phohou) | 111.50 | 98.2% | 2025-04-03 |
| 3724. | Tiff (potat_) | 111.50 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3725. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 111.49 | 100% | 2024-03-11 |
| 3726. | Ultimate (ultimate_pootato) | 111.48 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3727. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 111.48 | 100% | 2024-07-17 |
| 3728. | greed (greedthelazy) | 111.47 | 98.8% | 2024-06-30 |
| 3729. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 111.46 | 100% | 2022-10-22 |
| 3730. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 111.46 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3731. | Jack (jr9810) | 111.46 | 99.4% | 2024-01-29 |
| 3732. | shade_of_ox (shade_of_ox) | 111.46 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3733. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 111.44 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 3734. | Jacob (vanosgaming2014) | 111.44 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 3735. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 111.44 | 99.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 3736. | ilovemygf (ilovegracie) | 111.42 | 99% | 2024-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |