Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26801. | MrModulux (mrmodulux) | 58.50 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 26802. | stratos (stratosss) | 58.50 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 26803. | Amy (miss_a) | 58.50 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 26804. | Maurice (unsocialgod) | 58.49 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 26805. | Ivan (ivanv1997) | 58.49 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 26806. | Neyman-Pearson (zhenchao) | 58.49 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 26807. | Rick (rickssbm) | 58.49 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26808. | James (icanpresskeys) | 58.49 | 83% | 2015-02-25 |
| 26809. | Minh (raye123) | 58.49 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
| 26810. | sothea (keo_sothea) | 58.49 | 96% | 2014-06-27 |
| 26811. | Scott (offscott) | 58.49 | 94% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26812. | Emad (emad_the_wise) | 58.48 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
| 26813. | nikola (nikininja13) | 58.48 | 94% | 2022-05-11 |
| 26814. | Romit (junior12345) | 58.48 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 26815. | Khuyen (randen) | 58.48 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 26816. | Joan Holloway (joanholloway) | 58.48 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
| 26817. | taekiyoo (taekiyoo) | 58.47 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| 26818. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 58.47 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 26819. | Jason (postmaster) | 58.47 | 92% | 2020-10-19 |
| 26820. | ngnmhieu (fantasticboy301) | 58.47 | 90% | 2011-08-23 |
| 26821. | Yognedra (yogendra) | 58.47 | 93% | 2013-11-12 |
| 26822. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 58.46 | 89% | 2012-10-19 |
| 26823. | Afra (afra_666) | 58.46 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 26824. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 58.46 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 26825. | Elwin (elwin05) | 58.45 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 26826. | fella (fellasaurus) | 58.45 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 26827. | Jay (scuba44s) | 58.45 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 26828. | brosucks (brosucks) | 58.45 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 26829. | Ayuxh (raix29) | 58.44 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 26830. | Nitin (nkapur) | 58.44 | 100% | 2021-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |