I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3288. | Ben (ben__k) | 113.40 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3289. | d (devcappp) | 113.40 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 3290. | Colemak (zet_colemak) | 113.39 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 3291. | BBIBBI (eddie110) | 113.39 | 99.4% | 2024-07-30 |
| 3292. | chusen (chusen99) | 113.38 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3293. | aiarys (aiarys) | 113.37 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 3294. | slow stinky balls (znerwill... | 113.37 | 98.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 3295. | Daniel (madscience) | 113.37 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 3296. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 113.36 | 99.4% | 2024-05-17 |
| 3297. | Person (relearner) | 113.35 | 100% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3298. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 113.35 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3299. | Matt (mstaples) | 113.34 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3300. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 113.34 | 98.8% | 2024-07-23 |
| 3301. | Chuck (helicopter123) | 113.34 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3302. | Junya (junia) | 113.34 | 99% | 2017-06-22 |
| 3303. | Speedy (flux2k) | 113.33 | 98.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 3304. | Sjafm (unkindness) | 113.32 | 98% | 2025-03-26 |
| 3305. | BigPoopBoy (posit1v3) | 113.32 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 3306. | jen (_jennifer_) | 113.32 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 3307. | Craig (carsley) | 113.31 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 3308. | no (no_quitting_please) | 113.30 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 3309. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 113.30 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 3310. | ASourMango (asourmango) | 113.30 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3311. | goblin (axeluri) | 113.28 | 97.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3312. | l502x (l502x) | 113.28 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3313. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 113.27 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
| 3314. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 113.26 | 96.2% | 2024-06-08 |
| 3315. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 113.26 | 99% | 2025-04-18 |
| 3316. | cool guy (nunzstaa) | 113.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 3317. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 113.26 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |