Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5175. | Halil (lilko) | 59.29 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 5176. | LesterZap (lesterzap) | 59.28 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 5177. | kynght (kd1157) | 59.28 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5178. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 59.28 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5179. | Gianni (general_patches) | 59.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 5180. | ammar (ammarove) | 59.25 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 5181. | Hajie (ojdab) | 59.23 | 93% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5182. | Brody (echo3006) | 59.22 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5183. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 59.22 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5184. | Phantom (p_lad) | 59.22 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5185. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 59.21 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5186. | Steffen (fellroy) | 59.20 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 5187. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 59.18 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5188. | Joshua (josh254889) | 59.17 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5189. | ⠀ (ksven) | 59.17 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| 5190. | Ziad (0ziadmohamed0) | 59.15 | 94% | 2020-08-15 |
| 5191. | i eat paper (julianlikespigs) | 59.13 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5192. | anay (anay147) | 59.13 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5193. | David (wookiewarrior07) | 59.13 | 95% | 2019-06-26 |
| 5194. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 59.13 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5195. | Stephanie (naderly) | 59.13 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 5196. | Typer (typertyping) | 59.12 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5197. | AN (yuuuhhhhh) | 59.12 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5198. | Luka (soleesoki) | 59.12 | 94% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5199. | jerry (jerry_wu) | 59.10 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 5200. | Mitchel (krunkykrabpizza) | 59.08 | 94% | 2018-05-09 |
| 5201. | Figo (bmfc4444) | 59.07 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5202. | Munchy (munchy12) | 59.06 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 5203. | Amanda (ag1999) | 59.03 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5204. | Hawk (hawk_w) | 59.03 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |