So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17606. | Tea (naoto7010) | 71.97 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17607. | johan (aweomeace) | 71.97 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 17608. | Raja (grizzly_lion) | 71.97 | 100% | 2020-12-05 |
| 17609. | JK (jkizc00l) | 71.97 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 17610. | singhvaibhav100@gmail.com (... | 71.97 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
| 17611. | Tempa (tempa) | 71.97 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 17612. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 71.97 | 98% | 2013-01-01 |
| 17613. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 71.97 | 98% | 2015-08-14 |
| 17614. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 71.96 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 17615. | umartangent2 (umartangent2) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 17616. | Mohammed (creative506) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 17617. | Donovan (keysofdank) | 71.96 | 87% | 2014-04-20 |
| 17618. | Amanda (tropicaltuna) | 71.96 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 17619. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 71.96 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 17620. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 71.96 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17621. | Theany (p_theany) | 71.96 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 17622. | jiangyan (jiangyan) | 71.95 | 95.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17623. | Rob (hybrii) | 71.95 | 90% | 2014-02-02 |
| 17624. | Allison (portalapprentice) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 17625. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 17626. | Tim (timxehanort) | 71.95 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 17627. | Thiago (marano) | 71.95 | 99% | 2012-01-10 |
| 17628. | Redevoi (redevoi) | 71.94 | 90% | 2012-10-16 |
| 17629. | Tyler (exilereject) | 71.94 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 17630. | Merlin (merx03) | 71.94 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 17631. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.94 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 17632. | Rick (bambinooo) | 71.93 | 91% | 2011-12-15 |
| 17633. | Rick (hanschenz) | 71.93 | 79% | 2013-11-21 |
| 17634. | Kaishi (kaishi) | 71.93 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 17635. | Udan (fris93) | 71.93 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |