The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20305. | Toan (nguoichuadangki) | 71.69 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 20306. | Peter (spych102) | 71.69 | 93% | 2013-12-30 |
| 20307. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 71.69 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 20308. | nadya (153wpm) | 71.69 | 96% | 2012-03-20 |
| 20309. | Daniel (zurkdude) | 71.68 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 20310. | Honey (honeybastard) | 71.68 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 20311. | weights (weights) | 71.68 | 97.5% | 2023-07-16 |
| 20312. | Thomas (tommyspo) | 71.68 | 88% | 2015-02-03 |
| 20313. | Imambek (imambek) | 71.68 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 20314. | Horiq (horiq) | 71.68 | 94% | 2015-01-26 |
| 20315. | RRG (ray60704) | 71.68 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 20316. | Necro (necroeater) | 71.68 | 97% | 2013-05-27 |
| 20317. | JATI (jati) | 71.68 | 91% | 2016-02-16 |
| 20318. | (majernja) | 71.67 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20319. | ZDisket (zdisket) | 71.67 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 20320. | momon (momon) | 71.67 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 20321. | Bryce (i_press_buttons) | 71.66 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 20322. | Mezza (bigmezza) | 71.66 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 20323. | Kenji (kjais) | 71.66 | 97.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 20324. | Blooksy (ottor) | 71.66 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 20325. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 71.66 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 20326. | Isa (isafab) | 71.66 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 20327. | darklord (darklord13) | 71.66 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 20328. | poop (poooooooooooooooooooo... | 71.66 | 97% | 2014-06-15 |
| 20329. | Hai (ttkh_40) | 71.66 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 20330. | Kevin (kmui2) | 71.65 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 20331. | viktor (viktor01) | 71.65 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
| 20332. | 2005 (constant_l) | 71.65 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 20333. | Edison (kyorkorph) | 71.65 | 94.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 20334. | Jadea (jadea) | 71.65 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |