The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2981. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 111.55 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
| 2982. | (jasimk) | 111.54 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 2983. | Loui (benesso_) | 111.52 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2984. | Serenity (seren_) | 111.51 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 2985. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 111.51 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2986. | Alex (boundplaya) | 111.51 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 2987. | Jasper (jazpertan) | 111.50 | 97% | 2011-04-06 |
| 2988. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 111.49 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 2989. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 111.49 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 2990. | Pikachu (quitz) | 111.49 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 2991. | Sully (branis) | 111.48 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 2992. | Justin (rkenshin) | 111.47 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 2993. | Mick (myuille) | 111.44 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
| 2994. | B. (x30n1) | 111.43 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2995. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 111.43 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 2996. | mike (semicolon) | 111.43 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 2997. | wlgnstla (pomegranate320) | 111.41 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2998. | ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) | 111.41 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 2999. | Brandon (kempy92) | 111.41 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
| 3000. | Aidan (arseface17) | 111.41 | 100% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3001. | Kevin (brahnji) | 111.40 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 3002. | MoarDakka (theworminator) | 111.40 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
| 3003. | Felix (kazkix) | 111.39 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3004. | Jonne (flipordie) | 111.39 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
| 3005. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 111.39 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 3006. | Zariski (zariski) | 111.39 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 3007. | august (torikago) | 111.38 | 92% | 2013-05-23 |
| 3008. | shryu (shryu) | 111.38 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 3009. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.38 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 3010. | Joy (mrjoyboy) | 111.37 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |