As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16832. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 64.59 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
16833. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 64.59 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
16834. | Kuaz (qaz855175b) | 64.58 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
16835. | mara (maraisa) | 64.58 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
16836. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 64.58 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
16837. | Anhthu (123panthu) | 64.58 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
16838. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 64.58 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
16839. | Dylan (dilly1) | 64.58 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
16840. | prakarsh (pspathak) | 64.57 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
16841. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 64.57 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
16842. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 64.57 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
16843. | Vartira (vartira) | 64.57 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
16844. | BBB (beermindnor) | 64.56 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
16845. | the (thebaneet) | 64.56 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
16846. | King (kingskeleton18) | 64.56 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
16847. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 64.56 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
16848. | Joshua (polygon) | 64.55 | 89% | 2015-09-09 |
16849. | Teek (teek0001) | 64.55 | 82% | 2015-04-13 |
16850. | krunal (triplekbro) | 64.55 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
16851. | eek (ronaldtrump) | 64.55 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
16852. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 64.55 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
16853. | Louis (cenuij) | 64.54 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
16854. | Bataa (bataa_cdj) | 64.54 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
16855. | preonikita (preonikita) | 64.53 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
16856. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.53 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
16857. | carl (captain_deadpooooool) | 64.53 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
16858. | Rajesh (raj10) | 64.53 | 92% | 2016-08-15 |
16859. | Dhaliwal (vishaldhaliwal) | 64.52 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
16860. | KoolaidX (koolaidxx) | 64.51 | 96.1% | 2023-11-27 |
16861. | pop (f1shmann) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |