The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5788. | aaron (nigerianmemelord) | 97.30 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 5789. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 97.30 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5790. | Daniele (dpasta) | 97.30 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
| 5791. | ℕ (noctua) | 97.30 | 97% | 2013-05-05 |
| 5792. | Andres (xandresx123) | 97.29 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
| 5793. | おやすみ (ishki) | 97.29 | 90% | 2012-01-23 |
| 5794. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5795. | chris (agentgreeny) | 97.28 | 99% | 2012-05-12 |
| 5796. | zyqo (baguetteboy92) | 97.27 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 5797. | Emma (nextexit) | 97.27 | 98.3% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5798. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 97.27 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
| 5799. | Action (actionspark) | 97.26 | 97% | 2024-01-03 |
| 5800. | Hanny (monson312) | 97.26 | 97.4% | 2025-02-26 |
| 5801. | Kurtis (testermd) | 97.26 | 98% | 2016-02-14 |
| 5802. | Xander (xandejesus) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 5803. | Chris (amorae) | 97.26 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
| 5804. | Aldric B (polaris24) | 97.25 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| 5805. | Ben (imsortafast) | 97.25 | 94% | 2013-08-14 |
| 5806. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 97.25 | 95% | 2012-04-09 |
| 5807. | Someone420 (randomcommie) | 97.24 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5808. | glaucomer (glaucomer) | 97.24 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5809. | Random (65h1000) | 97.24 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 5810. | CASTLE (justunfortunate) | 97.24 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 5811. | yj (yjsnpi) | 97.24 | 92% | 2015-10-20 |
| 5812. | Daniel (dannegrindar) | 97.23 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 5813. | Lawson (lpace3) | 97.23 | 97% | 2015-10-24 |
| 5814. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 97.23 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 5815. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 97.23 | 97.6% | 2025-02-06 |
| 5816. | wtaw (cway) | 97.23 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 5817. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 97.23 | 96% | 2012-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |