I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7191. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 93.57 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 7192. | Isaac (logo4poop) | 93.56 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 7193. | Connor (lastiy) | 93.56 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 7194. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 93.56 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 7195. | Joseph (slayerofdragons123) | 93.55 | 98% | 2025-01-13 |
| 7196. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 7197. | Nichole (nboise) | 93.55 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 7198. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 93.55 | 93% | 2015-08-25 |
| 7199. | mayr (mayruwu) | 93.54 | 96.4% | 2024-05-18 |
| 7200. | budda (theblackeye) | 93.53 | 94.8% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7201. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7202. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 93.53 | 91% | 2015-05-12 |
| 7203. | Raahil (ravana09) | 93.52 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 7204. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 93.52 | 98.2% | 2024-09-17 |
| 7205. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 93.52 | 98.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7206. | Sukant (sukant) | 93.52 | 98% | 2016-02-10 |
| 7207. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 93.51 | 97.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 7208. | type (br100ka) | 93.51 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 7209. | Justin (jxstin_a) | 93.51 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7210. | Poke (poke2) | 93.51 | 94% | 2015-07-04 |
| 7211. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 93.50 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7212. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 93.50 | 96.3% | 2024-05-18 |
| 7213. | Mr (mrharward) | 93.50 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 7214. | Max (mcmax92) | 93.50 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
| 7215. | sid (parallelogrammed) | 93.49 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 7216. | (alf89757) | 93.49 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 7217. | Brocli (brocli) | 93.49 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 7218. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 93.48 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7219. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 93.48 | 98.5% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7220. | Andrew (speedy314) | 93.48 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |