As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16764. | Tina (archetype90) | 68.85 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
16765. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 68.84 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
16766. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 68.84 | 94.6% | 2024-12-21 |
16767. | Enreden (enreden) | 68.84 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
16768. | Nicholas (abowlofrice) | 68.84 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
16769. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 68.84 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
16770. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 68.84 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
16771. | Ethroc (someweirdcuck) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
16772. | drago (drag00me) | 68.83 | 98.8% | 2023-10-23 |
16773. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 68.82 | 94% | 2021-10-07 |
16774. | GilbM13 (gilbm13) | 68.82 | 95.9% | 2024-05-05 |
16775. | slotler (slotler) | 68.82 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
16776. | Jetless (jetless27) | 68.82 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
16777. | Marwoleath (marwoleath) | 68.82 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
16778. | KroNox (kronoxver) | 68.82 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
16779. | joy (sdfla) | 68.82 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
16780. | ed (plzdongo) | 68.81 | 96.5% | 2024-09-03 |
16781. | BABYDUMP (babydump) | 68.81 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
16782. | Angel (kyngbui) | 68.81 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
16783. | Ken (kenbrace) | 68.81 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
16784. | Lord (lord_star) | 68.80 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
16785. | Piyush (piyush27) | 68.80 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
16786. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 68.80 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
16787. | najjar (najjar) | 68.80 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
16788. | Radek (raddzio) | 68.79 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
16789. | Jenn (jbmoak) | 68.79 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
16790. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 68.79 | 95.6% | 2024-10-28 |
16791. | Croopy (chauderac10) | 68.79 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
16792. | Panzzor (panzzor) | 68.78 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
16793. | 1 (luckynk) | 68.78 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |