And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34045. | Fernanda (fochoa36) | 54.80 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 34046. | Bantoo (bantoo) | 54.80 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 34047. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 54.80 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 34048. | Michal (chlorek) | 54.80 | 91% | 2011-12-19 |
| 34049. | imaz (dynamic_imaz) | 54.79 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 34050. | THANH TUAN (hthanhtuan257) | 54.79 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 34051. | thefalconeye (thefalconeye) | 54.79 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 34052. | lol (ecobeat) | 54.79 | 89% | 2017-01-24 |
| 34053. | Zong (evynzx) | 54.79 | 88% | 2013-10-30 |
| 34054. | betty (battery) | 54.79 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 34055. | Sweaty Bagel (thesweatybage... | 54.78 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 34056. | Sanidhya (sanidhyas3s) | 54.78 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 34057. | Virtual (virtualflora) | 54.77 | 97.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 34058. | Nova (supernovax4) | 54.77 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 34059. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 54.77 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 34060. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 54.77 | 90% | 2011-10-30 |
| 34061. | Meet (mete2119) | 54.76 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 34062. | alex (pluto3324) | 54.76 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34063. | APIUM (algywt) | 54.76 | 93% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34064. | Shut (diealready) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 34065. | Rainbow Rotten (qqbear) | 54.76 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 34066. | TOAN (phtoan) | 54.76 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 34067. | sashko (sashko) | 54.75 | 88% | 2016-07-09 |
| 34068. | coc (maquangtri) | 54.75 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 34069. | Ideyu (ideyu) | 54.75 | 95% | 2014-06-13 |
| 34070. | Akshay (ins4nity_god) | 54.74 | 92.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 34071. | testmyskills (testmyskills) | 54.74 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 34072. | Ten (_irt_) | 54.74 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 34073. | Khanh (erile) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34074. | ivan (inovitski) | 54.73 | 97.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |