As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9609. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 84.79 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
| 9610. | Big (bigfatmeat) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9611. | Jason (jkxm) | 84.78 | 96.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 9612. | Beholder (beholder0) | 84.78 | 91% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9613. | Klement (klementchen74) | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 9614. | Freddo (freddo7) | 84.78 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9615. | sakim (kakai123) | 84.78 | 92% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9616. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 84.77 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9617. | b (bonkadonks) | 84.77 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9618. | marko_yo (marko_yo) | 84.76 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9619. | Daniel (zeth_zeph) | 84.76 | 92% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9620. | F6F7F8 (f6f7f8) | 84.76 | 95.2% | 2024-10-11 |
| 9621. | Jouquer (jouquer) | 84.76 | 98% | 2024-06-10 |
| 9622. | Aaron (biogence) | 84.76 | 96.4% | 2023-07-22 |
| 9623. | two (twopoor) | 84.76 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 9624. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 9625. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 9626. | Lahela (haynballah3) | 84.75 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9627. | Kansas (ploder) | 84.75 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 9628. | monkaS (rikio) | 84.75 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 9629. | ChroneZZ (chronezz) | 84.74 | 93% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9630. | Lensky (lencladeus) | 84.74 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9631. | Ed (meaty_baby) | 84.74 | 97.1% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9632. | Herp Derp (herpderpenberg) | 84.74 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 9633. | Matthew (mateu_) | 84.74 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9634. | Juan (juanma9191) | 84.74 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 9635. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 84.74 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 9636. | sourcheese12 (sourcheese12) | 84.73 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9637. | hi (bleuwhite) | 84.73 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9638. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |