As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9802. | Jessie (jessie651) | 84.00 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9803. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 84.00 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9804. | Mt (mites) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 9805. | Vincent (snokpok) | 84.00 | 96.1% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9806. | Andrew (andyboy1029) | 84.00 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
| 9807. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 9808. | Bagavan (bagamara) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9809. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 83.98 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 9810. | No (ihaveonehand) | 83.97 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| 9811. | One Miss (onemiss) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9812. | David (seismicsandwich) | 83.97 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9813. | Yet (yet1208) | 83.97 | 99.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9814. | Ethan (eathand) | 83.97 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9815. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9816. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 83.97 | 96.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9817. | georgebax (gbax) | 83.97 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9818. | Kevin (kmosher9180) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9819. | Aaron (21watlaaa) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 9820. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 83.96 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 9821. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 83.96 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9822. | Phil (pliao39) | 83.96 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9823. | Martin (martinius) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 9824. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 83.95 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9825. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 83.95 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9826. | hardik (labeitazer) | 83.95 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9827. | Brady (robotindian) | 83.94 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 9828. | Thornwood (blowdown) | 83.94 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 9829. | No need (needn) | 83.92 | 97.8% | 2024-12-26 |
| 9830. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 83.92 | 96.2% | 2024-05-13 |
| 9831. | Cleon (entixty) | 83.92 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |