Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1614. | Evan (evang12) | 90.25 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1615. | No (bambusnippel) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1616. | 8Core (8core) | 90.24 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1617. | Matthew (locoforhotcocoa) | 90.21 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1618. | Chicken (sontayy) | 90.18 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1619. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 90.15 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1620. | ilysm (angelkiro) | 90.13 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1621. | Detective Miller (mybrownsw... | 90.13 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1622. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1623. | Susie (susieq22) | 90.12 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 1624. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 90.12 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1625. | Steven (fasting) | 90.11 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1626. | Kevin (niker79) | 90.10 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1627. | Dean (super6plx) | 90.08 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1628. | Michael (thegul) | 90.07 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1629. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 90.07 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1630. | Mark (plebsaur) | 90.06 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1631. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 1632. | Mateusz (ccre) | 90.04 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 1633. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 90.03 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1634. | hmu (yoyoplz) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1635. | chie (lotusimpact) | 90.00 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 1636. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.99 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1637. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 89.99 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1638. | masoniya (masoniya) | 89.99 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1639. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 89.99 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1640. | Super (lasgana) | 89.98 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1641. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 89.98 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1642. | D (theprocessing) | 89.97 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1643. | Chris (cap18patz) | 89.97 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |