Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3461. | Markus (mgetto) | 65.13 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 3462. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 65.13 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 3463. | marsjan (marsjan) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3464. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 65.09 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3465. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 65.06 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 3466. | Chloe (i2nnaisforanon) | 65.06 | 95% | 2017-09-23 |
| 3467. | Mike (makaqe) | 65.05 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 3468. | Soup (mfonk) | 65.04 | 95% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3469. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3470. | - (zhangchris0313) | 64.98 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3471. | Aleksa (alexample) | 64.98 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 3472. | Simon (ssnpower) | 64.98 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3473. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 64.97 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3474. | fRacer (fracer) | 64.95 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3475. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 64.95 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3476. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 64.95 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
| 3477. | Jerrell (platyunyu) | 64.93 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3478. | Anurag (anuragd) | 64.93 | 95% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3479. | Iqbal (iqbalus97) | 64.93 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3480. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 64.91 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 3481. | Paul (pm29) | 64.90 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3482. | Charles (charles_k) | 64.90 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3483. | Ath (athuu) | 64.89 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3484. | Spavid (dadkos34) | 64.87 | 94% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3485. | Carl (splayhoppkins) | 64.87 | 94% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3486. | Osii_ (osiris_jugo) | 64.82 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3487. | Anson (aaaanson) | 64.81 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3488. | xena (scogx3281) | 64.80 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3489. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 64.79 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 3490. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 64.79 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |