As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17386. | roberto (robertorobertorobe... | 67.53 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17387. | Astra (astrame) | 67.53 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17388. | Ashley (evilashley) | 67.53 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17389. | Harcha (harcha) | 67.52 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 17390. | Yung (yung_bartholomew) | 67.52 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17391. | andy (andylowes9@me.com) | 67.52 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| 17392. | Hemn (hemaghazab) | 67.52 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 17393. | Lalit (lalitmunne9) | 67.52 | 96% | 2016-01-22 |
| 17394. | Petter (crixus) | 67.52 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17395. | Abrar (abrarahmad15) | 67.51 | 97.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 17396. | Lukas (lubeis) | 67.51 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 17397. | Mahmoud (sayed1) | 67.51 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17398. | अज्ञात (bibek_m... | 67.51 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17399. | Noname (blanking) | 67.51 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 17400. | Ricky (obi_wanker) | 67.51 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17401. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 67.51 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| 17402. | Nagster (nagster) | 67.50 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 17403. | (twogah) | 67.50 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 17404. | Michael (planetz) | 67.50 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 17405. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 67.50 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 17406. | asdf (sickcreator7737) | 67.49 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 17407. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 67.49 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17408. | Deon (bonkbonkbonk) | 67.49 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17409. | Alpha (rliu054) | 67.49 | 93% | 2016-04-10 |
| 17410. | Rym (ryym) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 17411. | Blackpool (blackpool) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 17412. | abhishek (akk2069) | 67.49 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
| 17413. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 17414. | Aidil (aidil42) | 67.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 17415. | Hacker_pro_max (mihir_31) | 67.47 | 96% | 2025-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |