So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6471. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 94.33 | 97% | 2013-10-08 |
| 6472. | tstats[kafuu] (kafuu) | 94.32 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 6473. | Ziggy (ziggy0392) | 94.32 | 93% | 2014-03-14 |
| 6474. | Justin (justins17) | 94.32 | 96% | 2016-01-03 |
| 6475. | Mary (turquoisemp) | 94.32 | 95% | 2014-10-31 |
| 6476. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 94.32 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 6477. | Craig (logitewty1) | 94.31 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 6478. | Ares (silentglare) | 94.31 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 6479. | ........... (contra3) | 94.31 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 6480. | Kuiper (kuiper530) | 94.30 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 6481. | Jovy (divinity) | 94.30 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 6482. | Frank (floturcocantsee) | 94.29 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 6483. | Angel (ciliviel24) | 94.29 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 6484. | Azee (azee) | 94.29 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 6485. | Danny (vetiver) | 94.29 | 97% | 2016-09-25 |
| 6486. | Tony (taxikabba) | 94.29 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 6487. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 6488. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 94.28 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 6489. | Paolo (lambdasc) | 94.28 | 96% | 2012-10-14 |
| 6490. | 周平 (davidchou) | 94.28 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 6491. | ryan (dagamefreak94) | 94.28 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 6492. | stefan-boltzmann constant â... | 94.27 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6493. | Tree (aspect) | 94.27 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 6494. | rmbench (rmbench) | 94.26 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 6495. | Soumil (soum2222) | 94.26 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 6496. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 94.26 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 6497. | dah (highrool) | 94.26 | 98% | 2016-11-29 |
| 6498. | Dom (tachno) | 94.26 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 6499. | Elaine (busybeelaine) | 94.25 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
| 6500. | rob (dydtaylor) | 94.25 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |