Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17432. | Robin (zynax) | 72.98 | 91% | 2012-11-28 |
| 17433. | Steven (stevenzc) | 72.98 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 17434. | Januar (januar) | 72.98 | 97% | 2012-02-17 |
| 17435. | baker (bm_anas) | 72.98 | 95% | 2012-11-03 |
| 17436. | Arjun (arjran) | 72.98 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 17437. | Larry (wongster) | 72.97 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 17438. | Bob (sydre2) | 72.97 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17439. | Marks (hawkey15) | 72.97 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 17440. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 72.97 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 17441. | Alex (alexruben) | 72.97 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 17442. | Evan (__evab__) | 72.96 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 17443. | Aidan (aman0402) | 72.96 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 17444. | (xtiandiaz) | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 17445. | Danai (dan9s_) | 72.96 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17446. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 72.96 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 17447. | David (speedydave) | 72.96 | 98% | 2011-11-10 |
| 17448. | Hamza (ha1256) | 72.95 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17449. | Michael (mrk0508) | 72.95 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17450. | tstats[kyou_kai] (kyou_kai) | 72.95 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 17451. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 72.95 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 17452. | Miki (pkong001) | 72.95 | 97% | 2020-12-21 |
| 17453. | Pen (pensword) | 72.95 | 94% | 2015-03-09 |
| 17454. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 72.95 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 17455. | bob the builder (whotypeswi... | 72.94 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 17456. | Phyotic (demondrone) | 72.94 | 90% | 2015-07-06 |
| 17457. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 72.94 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
| 17458. | Shao (shaokahn) | 72.94 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| 17459. | Vlas (vlas) | 72.94 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 17460. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 72.93 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 17461. | Marco (chino01) | 72.93 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |