I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11701. | Justin (poncle) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 11702. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 84.50 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 11703. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 84.49 | 98.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 11704. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 84.49 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11705. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 84.48 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 11706. | Noah (noahcheeseman) | 84.48 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11707. | Товарищ (hamkor) | 84.48 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11708. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 84.48 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 11709. | Ruju (serpentineastronomer) | 84.48 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 11710. | Arun (genxt) | 84.48 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 11711. | Swindle (nefelpito) | 84.47 | 98% | 2017-03-29 |
| 11712. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 84.47 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 11713. | Nobu (nobuhiro777) | 84.47 | 97.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 11714. | Nick (neepwithin) | 84.47 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11715. | Joe (joepickle) | 84.47 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11716. | trmpCmpgnWasSurveiled (1bit... | 84.47 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 11717. | smart (sm4rtal3c) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 11718. | Iulian (swekaios) | 84.46 | 99% | 2019-10-16 |
| 11719. | flaskur (flaskur) | 84.46 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 11720. | Miki (pkong001) | 84.46 | 100% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11721. | KANWAR (kanwar24) | 84.45 | 98.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 11722. | wonder (life_festival) | 84.45 | 97.6% | 2023-07-13 |
| 11723. | icosaedru (achimia) | 84.45 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 11724. | Kekkers (kekkers) | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 11725. | Lucian (the_eighth_wonder) | 84.44 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 11726. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 84.44 | 96.1% | 2024-10-07 |
| 11727. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 84.44 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 11728. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 84.44 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 11729. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 84.44 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 11730. | tofu (tofu_860) | 84.43 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |