Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1619. | Kelli (kellil08) | 84.64 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1620. | Master (mcrockett) | 84.62 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1621. | G (zger) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1622. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 84.62 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1623. | slow account (pasta2) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1624. | KTH (kthmanish) | 84.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1625. | Joe (joe7670) | 84.58 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1626. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 84.55 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1627. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1628. | Karam (kahsi) | 84.54 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1629. | Lemvig (lemvig42) | 84.54 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1630. | Roma (useflame) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1631. | Lukebomber (lukebomber) | 84.48 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1632. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 84.46 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1633. | komaru (komaru) | 84.46 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1634. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 84.44 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1635. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 84.43 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 1636. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 84.42 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 1637. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1638. | MyBihLuhDoCocaine (mybiluhd... | 84.39 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1639. | Elden (bloab) | 84.36 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1640. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 84.35 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1641. | David (2mill) | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1642. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 84.35 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1643. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 84.35 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1644. | Markus (mkh90) | 84.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1645. | Zach (11037) | 84.32 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1646. | sjorn (sjorn) | 84.30 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1647. | Minä (arabwinner) | 84.29 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1648. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 84.28 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |