You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1315. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1316. | Liam (retrorocker) | 85.87 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1317. | se (secw) | 85.86 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 1318. | Tate (vvanaky) | 85.84 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1319. | Davendra (wizxon) | 85.83 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1320. | orange (chair549) | 85.81 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1321. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 85.80 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1322. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 85.77 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1323. | Ronan (randalsandal) | 85.74 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1324. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 85.74 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1325. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 85.74 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1326. | korazer (rafhael132) | 85.73 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1327. | benben (20iq) | 85.73 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1328. | Lucien (luquiboo) | 85.65 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1329. | Sadiuh (sadiuh) | 85.62 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1330. | Chase (chaseypoo) | 85.60 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1331. | Max (pizzadog2) | 85.58 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1332. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1333. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 85.54 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1334. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 85.50 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 1335. | Jizz (mamski) | 85.49 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1336. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 85.46 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1337. | aaaa i cant do nonquit (uwu... | 85.44 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1338. | Seok (seokorean) | 85.41 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1339. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 85.41 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1340. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 85.38 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 1341. | Mavis (mayoneyce) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1342. | sarai (yuki3721) | 85.36 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1343. | Acaxy (acaxy) | 85.32 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1344. | Michael (tridactyla) | 85.31 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |