I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13817. | Fialar (fabjoern) | 75.25 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13818. | Naomi (naomiguapa) | 75.25 | 96% | 2024-12-31 |
| 13819. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (nimthedib) | 75.25 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13820. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 75.25 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 13821. | Eli (ejgarey) | 75.25 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 13822. | Gordon (99m9) | 75.25 | 98% | 2018-05-20 |
| 13823. | Phong (phong_3) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13824. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 75.24 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 13825. | Jermaine (mj_procuber) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13826. | DC (dcl238) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 13827. | JESUS (dekoze) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 13828. | Wei (rebeccawei7) | 75.24 | 90% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13829. | Tasfiq (tasfiq4) | 75.23 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 13830. | Ayden Kauffman (akauffy) | 75.23 | 96% | 2023-10-24 |
| 13831. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 75.23 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 13832. | coco (fatherless) | 75.22 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 13833. | Jessica (pizzaboxx) | 75.21 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13834. | Toby (tobyhsb) | 75.21 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13835. | MrZealot (mrzealot) | 75.21 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 13836. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 75.21 | 96.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 13837. | La Lune (gazorpazorp) | 75.20 | 96% | 2024-06-28 |
| 13838. | Kabi (kabivelrat) | 75.20 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 13839. | Ray (ray_mond) | 75.20 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 13840. | jake (jakedo) | 75.20 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 13841. | Janis (janisl1993) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13842. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 75.20 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 13843. | oscar (xfoggys) | 75.19 | 94.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 13844. | Bone (bonepriest) | 75.19 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 13845. | Jason (goosejuice) | 75.19 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 13846. | moby machine (meadawn) | 75.18 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |