As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19742. | ravi (ravi76) | 61.72 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
19743. | kikilu (kikilu) | 61.72 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
19744. | Luke (tric331) | 61.71 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
19745. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 61.71 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
19746. | Amimul Ihsan Mahdi (ai_mahdi) | 61.70 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
19747. | Karlo (m4china) | 61.69 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
19748. | Vadim (m0dikan) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
19749. | Aryan (n00bzz) | 61.69 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
19750. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 61.69 | 94.6% | 2023-05-24 |
19751. | Irvin (irvmed) | 61.69 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
19752. | Abdullah (sqoor) | 61.68 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
19753. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 61.68 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
19754. | Hazem (zomaaa23) | 61.68 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
19755. | MegaTron (megatron100101) | 61.68 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
19756. | Hamza (hamzamujeebiqbal) | 61.68 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
19757. | Adel (adeltaj) | 61.68 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
19758. | bthegreat (bnicole6) | 61.67 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
19759. | Vincent (vin_currency) | 61.67 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
19760. | Lorenzo (nnzo) | 61.67 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
19761. | Aung Myat (aungmyathein) | 61.67 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
19762. | Pajarwww (pajarwww) | 61.67 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
19763. | Noel (macawsome) | 61.67 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
19764. | Drowning (kobisherm) | 61.67 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
19765. | Piyush (piyushc) | 61.67 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
19766. | Iman Ranjbar (imanranjbar) | 61.66 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
19767. | Walter (chimken1234) | 61.66 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
19768. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 61.66 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
19769. | Mild (shaqinah) | 61.66 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
19770. | Johannes123ABC (johannes123... | 61.65 | 94.7% | 2021-02-04 |
19771. | John (jjcrazyman) | 61.65 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |