Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3461. | Abasar (abasar) | 73.25 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 3462. | AaaaE (ken25) | 73.24 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3463. | Tak (googlebleh) | 73.23 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 3464. | (shaun022) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3465. | Quang (long561) | 73.23 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 3466. | RR (thatagis) | 73.21 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3467. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 73.21 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3468. | William (willip19) | 73.21 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3469. | Ron (ron2ron) | 73.21 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3470. | Ally (ellamoreandmommy) | 73.20 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3471. | Para (parad) | 73.20 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3472. | 3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid) | 73.20 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3473. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 73.20 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3474. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 73.19 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3475. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 73.19 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3476. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 73.16 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3477. | shui (sammi76) | 73.15 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3478. | Piyush (piyush072) | 73.15 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3479. | John (typist426) | 73.14 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 3480. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 73.14 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3481. | Luca (15yearsoldwriter) | 73.11 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3482. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 73.11 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3483. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 73.10 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3484. | Casi (casibella) | 73.10 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3485. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 73.08 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 3486. | ramonito (ramonice) | 73.08 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3487. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 73.07 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3488. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 73.06 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 3489. | Do (quannnnn) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3490. | ONRAGE (onrage) | 73.04 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |