As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9944. | Duc (ducx0049) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 9945. | Nikk (white13) | 84.02 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9946. | Kevin (zenicide) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 9947. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 84.01 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9948. | Breno (brenoallen) | 84.01 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| 9949. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 84.01 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9950. | akaPython (ahman41) | 84.01 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9951. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 84.01 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
| 9952. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 84.01 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 9953. | Marimo (hiyoshi) | 84.01 | 95% | 2015-09-14 |
| 9954. | Jessie (jessie651) | 84.00 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9955. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 84.00 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9956. | Mt (mites) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 9957. | Vincent (snokpok) | 84.00 | 96.1% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9958. | Andrew (andyboy1029) | 84.00 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
| 9959. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 9960. | Bagavan (bagamara) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9961. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 83.98 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 9962. | No (ihaveonehand) | 83.97 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| 9963. | One Miss (onemiss) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9964. | David (seismicsandwich) | 83.97 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9965. | Ethan (eathand) | 83.97 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9966. | Yet (yet1208) | 83.97 | 99.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9967. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9968. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 83.97 | 96.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9969. | georgebax (gbax) | 83.97 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9970. | Kevin (kmosher9180) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9971. | Aaron (21watlaaa) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 9972. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 83.96 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 9973. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 83.96 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |