The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6805. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 96.95 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 6806. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 96.95 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6807. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 96.95 | 98% | 2014-12-28 |
| 6808. | Fazila (fazila) | 96.95 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 6809. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 96.94 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 6810. | GWJD (gwjd) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6811. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 96.93 | 98.8% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6812. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 96.93 | 98.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6813. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6814. | Ilia (isilisi) | 96.93 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| 6815. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 96.92 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 6816. | NB (purple_turkey) | 96.92 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 6817. | S (sinty) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6818. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 96.91 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6819. | Kris (kriskringle) | 96.91 | 94% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6820. | Samuli (sparta92) | 96.91 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 6821. | toni (noilly) | 96.90 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 6822. | Alaina (hltjumper) | 96.90 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 6823. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 96.90 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 6824. | Sam (brem_dog) | 96.90 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 6825. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 96.90 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6826. | Chris (cjbreban) | 96.90 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 6827. | Aiku (aikuchu) | 96.89 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 6828. | Biggest (biggestnarstie) | 96.89 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6829. | samt (samt) | 96.89 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 6830. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 96.89 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 6831. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 96.89 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 6832. | Julie (jullaayy) | 96.88 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 6833. | Jay (leej1996) | 96.88 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 6834. | Andrew (fastandrew) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |