Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1235. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 90.48 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1236. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1237. | Kristian (kristiann23) | 90.44 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1238. | Keegan (klav) | 90.43 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1239. | Dale (butteronbread) | 90.42 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1240. | Ethan (user1567) | 90.41 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1241. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 90.40 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1242. | Jane (janeshepard) | 90.40 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1243. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1244. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 90.32 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1245. | Dyl (dbambino) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1246. | Jacob (jl99) | 90.29 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1247. | still walking (renzlor) | 90.28 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1248. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 90.24 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1249. | Brooke (vbee) | 90.22 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1250. | Calaeb (pawwz) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1251. | Neko (pippaola) | 90.17 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1252. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 90.17 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1253. | James (votum38) | 90.13 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1254. | Big (pookpok) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1255. | Hanhee (hyang20017) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1256. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 90.12 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1257. | Anu (typeradha) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1258. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 90.08 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1259. | Andrew (sertria) | 90.08 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1260. | Pomf (yummydessert) | 90.06 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1261. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 90.02 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1262. | Cute (tswizzletypegod) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1263. | Bleh (entropian) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1264. | hannah (hannahq) | 90.00 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |